Comments on: The Unstoppable Jimmy Wong

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 10 May 2015 07:41:00 +0000

Just saying, JP 4 making new dinosaurs to make more money. Social commentary on remakes of films to make more money, or just something they put into the film and we can laugh about it, as this is basically how Movie Exces treat us. Most probably all those remakes we never asked for are going to come out an eat us alive!

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 05 May 2015 19:50:00 +0000

Top Kek >Michael Jackson of Magic

By: Jake Bowen

Jake Bowen — Mon, 04 May 2015 09:06:00 +0000

In reply to jfwong. Word.

By: jfwong

jfwong — Mon, 04 May 2015 06:47:00 +0000

In reply to Jake Bowen. I'd like to just see Star Lord in Jurassic World instead of Chris Pratt, mega hot dino-scientist.

By: Jake Bowen

Jake Bowen — Sun, 03 May 2015 03:02:00 +0000

Gonna’ shout my carte blanche Jurassic Park pitch into the comment section void: 40 years after the events of the first movie, the dinosaurs have roamed the abandoned islands with little outside interference. While studying the islands a team of researchers discovers that there had been a small indigenous civilization living on one of the islands for centuries before the dinosaurs were introduced by John Hammond. When about to become prey for a pack of raptors, they are saved by a swarm of spear-wielding, arrow-shooting, dinosaur bone armor-wearing warriors who massacre the raptors with brutal efficiency. The researchers find to their astonishment that the tribe is still alive, and that a few village elders even speak English. The elders reveal that John Hammond became aware of their existence sometime after building the theme park but kept the secret between a small handful of confidants for fear of endangering the project. They learned English from one of Hammond’s associates but were not told about the dinosaurs at the time. They say their ancestors lived peacefully and happily for generations until the monsters came to their island. Their quiet fishing culture was forced to adopt ingenious and savage methods of dinosaur slaying to protect themselves, but where once the wise matriarchs were the honored chieftains of their culture, now only hardened dinosaur slayers are revered. They have become a fascist community of grim survivors who have little love for outsiders or the weak, but they are the researchers’ only hope.

Or idk, maybe the dinosaurs learn to talk to Starlord.

By: LinkandTingle

LinkandTingle — Tue, 28 Apr 2015 02:29:00 +0000

Jimmy makes me happy!

By: thatguy

thatguy — Sat, 25 Apr 2015 20:23:00 +0000

Porn mode. XD

By: Kevanator15

Kevanator15 — Fri, 24 Apr 2015 23:03:00 +0000

😀